Bought a new suit
Found $2500
Learned to fly a helicopter
Hijacked a bus and drove it through the subway system
Was drugged by my son who pushed me out of my own car before stealing it and my money, leaving me in the street hallucinating that I was surrounded by chimpanzees then abducted by aliens
Blew up a freighter and using the submarine I'd stolen earlier, made off with a secret government superweapon prototype
Say what you want, but Grand Theft Auto V is a wonder.
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